Welcome
Title Name Surname
to your lair
Find out more about the books behind the legend of James Bond:
Your evil ways were bound to lead you down this path eventually.
Click below to proceed.
You will learn your name and your new lair.
Every super-villain has a secret past. We'll need to know yours before we continue. We also need to know if you want to be a man or a woman.
*Ian Fleming's novels had questionable gender politics. Your Fleming Name will reflect this
Ian Fleming’s male villains were typically military personnel of the Soviet Union. Your Fleming name will reflect this.
A castle made entirely of ice, stolen from the polar ice caps!
A heavily guarded cell inside Coco Loco, a Panamanian Maximum Security Prison!
A theme park with rides designed specifically to confuse spies!
A padded cell in Dr. Bedlaman's Maximum Security Facility for the Criminaly Insane!
The largest casino in Monaco, where guests can bet their life on the roll of a dice!
A geo-stationary satellite equipped with a nuclear laser beam!
A solar-powered stealth drone which can traverse the globe undetected, equipped with a nuclear warhead!
A stolen aircraft carrier roaming international waters, with high-profile hostages from every country in the world!
A mine on the moon, where massive reserves of weapons-grade plutonium have recently been discovered.
Find out more about the books behind the legend of James Bond: